Archive for October, 2006

Posted: 10/29/2006 in None

I just finished up‘s Halloween Howler club crawl.

What a fucking gong-show …

… I fucking loved it …

… the shit I got away with …

… I was a bad, bad man …

I’m going to like this gig …

… & write back @ ya’!

Mitch : Wicked to be back, let me tell you …


Posted: 10/28/2006 in None

I’ve been bitching about the “New” NHL for a while now. I’m just not a fan of it. In fact, with each game I watch, the less and less interested I’m in the game.

I know many care not to listen. But I still strongly feel that the problems lie not in the goalie handling the puck behind the goal line … or the presence of a red centre line … or the clutching and grabbing … it’s not the trap

The problem is an insane delusion that hockey needs to compete with professional basketball and football. I’m sorry, but it’s simply not a level playing field.

Why is hockey being forced down the throats of ‘fans’ that don’t know the game. Why must hockey be showcased and catered to a fickle demographic that only jumps on the bandwagon when the team is succeeding, and not to a community that supports its team, win or lose?

In short, the problem is Gary Bettman.

This so-called “New” NHL isn’t really new. What makes it new is that the scoring is up, and that the game is faster. Well, guess what? Welcome to the hockey of the 1980’s … only, now we’ve bent the rules of the game to let the few stars and/or lesser players of each team shine as true stars of the game in lieu of having teams with players capable of competing at the highest level.

The talent has been thinned out too much over the league. Why were the Oilers of the 80’s so successful? Look at their line-up … GretzkyKurri … Messier … Anderson … Coffey … Lowe … Fuhr. Can you name a modern-day team that has the potential to boast so many Hall of Fame‘rs and candidates?

This particular team was the last of such an era when teams could be built into true dynasties. Previously there were the Maple Leafs, Red Wings, Canadiens. Teams had to be built over time by drafting players selectively and forging a chemistry among the players. Not like that of the Stanley Cup-buying Rangers of ’94; a repackaged team of former Oiler core players, for those a little hazy with the hockey history.

Nowadays, it’s all about spending the money to sign players to win a cup. This was trend was brought into the NHL with Gary Bettman’s appointment to office in ’93 when his downright stupid decision to expand hockey into the United States by placing and relocating franchises to new large-market cities.

Even after re-awarding Minnesota with a franchise – after having stripped the hockey-mad state of its club – Bettman still remains unapologetic about his previous claims that the Minnesota lacks the support to sustain a hockey team.

Hockey cities like Quebec City, Hartford, and Winnipeg have also lost their clubs to Denver, Raleigh, and Phoenix respectively. What the NHL will not own up to is the fact that these teams have enjoyed success leading up to and during the first several seasons following the move, but have since endured hardships to sell (season) tickets to a steady fan-base.

With fewer skilled players per team, there’s less creativity on the ice. No longer are you seeing a team of skilled players creating a play and capitalizing on opportunities to score goals. Today, it’s a matter of allowing players to freely roam and shoot on net, as defensive players are hand-cuffed by the new rules; where players cannot engage an opposition player until he’s received the puck.

Moreover, each player on a team must become ever more defensively responsible. Enter, the trap. This defensive strategy is designed to force the opposition’s puck carrier (often the most skilled player) to skate himself directly into a defensive wall of opposition, or dump and chase (in hopes of recovering the puck).

Furthermore, I’ll be the last person to claim that players should ever be placed in dangerous situations … however, I constantly see players hiding behind the safety rules to their own benefit. As a player with body position on the puck and facing the boards, he’s off-limits to hits. That leaves him practically free to skate along the boards until he sees fit to pass the puck off, or have the defensemen smother him along the boards for which a holding penalty will most likely ensue.

Lastly, players hide behind the “instigator rule“. Players are no longer required to police themselves. This leads to two things; cheap-shotting pussies and goons. The pussies will go about playing the ‘skilled’ game while getting away with what they can … only to run and hide behind a goon whom will fight the battles with the other teams’ goon.

Frankly, if players were to be made accountable for their own actions, they’d be much more cautious about any shots they take on their opposition. Gone are the days of what I consider true hockey greats; players that did it all. Players like Gordie Howe for doing what the “Gordie Howe Hat Trick” was so aptly named after. Cam Neely, the prototypical power forward, was another of this now rare breed.

Don Cherry has long been critical of these pussies I speak of. He may not be the most politically correct or tactful person on TV … but hey … he’s right. And if you don’t see that he’s right, then you’re far too short sighted.

We’re currently ushering in a game that simply isn’t hockey. It’s become a basketball game on ice. It’s all about the goals, and there’s is no emphasis on defence. It’s become game of gimmicks … no longer a sport.

Me Thinks It Time …

Posted: 10/26/2006 in None

I know I haven’t blogged in a while. I apologize to my loyal fans … particularly those blokes down in Oz who’ve been pestering me with emails. It’s been a while since I’ve been blogging regularly, but I do have my reasons. I haven’t exactly been in the right state of mind to do so. I’ll leave it at that.

Things are looking up. I like it. I’m excited. New jobs. New friends. New lifestyle. Yes, it’s a new chapter. That’s not to say that it’s out with the old.

In a conversation with Renka today she lamented a fact that she feels I’ve been turning a blind eye to. I don’t know. Or maybe I do. Perhaps I’ve been in denial for far too long. Some would agree with her … I know Baby-J would.

There are some people I truly consider my roots. They keep me grounded and … sane. And they’re there to kick me in the ass when I need to get going. Now only if I had the luxury of having all of those people here with me in the same city.

As I write this post up, I find myself rambling on and editting … re-editting … and editting again. I’m still censoring myself at this time, so I think it best I leave it here. It’ll be a slow progression. This was meant to be therapy for me, but changes need be made.

… & write back @ ya’!

Mitch x 2 : I always thought of myself as a pretty open and what-you-see-is-what-you-get type of guy. It wasn’t until Blondie pointed it out to me (a couple of years ago) did I realize that I am a bit of a private person. I do tend to need time to myself to gather my thoughts.

In recent years, I began to noticed how I’d slyly collect the thoughts, opinions, and perspectives on varying points and issues of those around me. In retrospect, this was often done without so much as the people knowing what I was doing. In the end, decisions I make and actions I take do not always seem logical to some. But nonetheless, they’re my decisions, my actions … and I stand by them.

Buddy, I appreciate the concern. As you know, I’ve been going through a pretty rough transitional period. There was a time that I wasn’t ready to run out for those beers; I was willing, but not ready. Then came a time I was good to go … and it was really great to see you and everyone at the reunion.

But now, I beg to say, I have reason to celebrate … but just a bit.

JenLo : You know, I actually did a double-take at the ‘jlo‘ and couldn’t quite figure out which of my friends whom uses this moniker (and its variations) had decided to comment. It wasn’t until I checked the listed email to figure out which one it was!

If there’s anything I can say about you is that I’d expect you to tell me like it is. In fact, it’s one of the traits I love about you. Quite frankly, during my time in CowTown, there were very few ladies that truly impressed me. You were undoubtedly one of them.

Welcome to my little spot in cyberspace, girl.