Archive for June, 2004

Posted: 06/30/2004 in None

Ah-Mun sent this to me. I had a great laugh and I thought I’d share it with you folks …

Getting Even!!

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT????!!! What was that?!” So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear … “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed dept. store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’ll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelery dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you … she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier..” That’s when I said, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.” Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled “WHAT???!!!” I then said, “Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile … You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.” And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.


Posted: 06/30/2004 in None

Totally Knackered

Welcome to the blogging world, Gracey! Just letting you know that each time I read your blog, you’ve got a penny coming your way!

On a similar note, my apologies to Willie, Brighteyes and Ghis for my less-than-enthusiastic welcome to my blogsite. I had very little time when I posted, so please forgive me. I’m looking forward to reading all about your thoughts and daily ponderings. I see you guys far too seldomly … 😦

Pac-Man and I ran into the Hammer to help D&G move from their basement apartment to the upper floors of the renovated duplex. I must say, their place will look rather swank when they get done with it.

The pad is very spacious. They have plenty of storage space. Entering by means of the fire escape is simple and surprising welcoming. The kitchen is huge. Most of the unit is finished with hardwood flooring. Both sides of the unit have exposed brick. And the best part … they have a cute little loft up top, complete with a spiral staircase!

The place will have tons of natural lighting, and the unit is very well lit – even at night. The place was renovated relatively recently and so the choice of lighting in the kitchen was the sunken halogen pot lights. More over, the combination of the hardwood floors, exposed brick walls, and the white trim really makes this apartment easy on the eyes. Good stuff, you guys!

I really should be getting some sleep, but after having a meeting with Pac-Man at the clubhouse, coming home and taking a shower, I’m wide awake; dead tired, but awake.

Tomorrow should be a good day. I’ve got a bout of footy with the Unreliable$, then the plan is to hit up a long weekend bash. I’m trying to get the likes of D&G, Pac-Man, Renka, MunMun and Richie out to 606 to party with Merrill boys.

Posted: 06/29/2004 in None

… couldn’t sleep if my life depended on it … too much on my mind … sucks to be me …

Posted: 06/28/2004 in None

At dinner last night, Gracey asked us to name a pet peeve. Pac-Man responded with “Stupid people,”. For the most part, I agree. *BUT*, stupid people can be so amusing …

Posted: 06/28/2004 in None

I had one of my later nights last night. It started with a quick bite with Lilith and Pac-Man, then off to a BBQ at Gabey‘s place. It was good to see Gabey and his lady. They’re such good people. Wanker showed up late, but it was good times all around. I hadn’t had much beer lately, so I had my fill.

In the wee hours of the morning, people finally started to nod off, so the party was over. Pac-Man and I sent a new lady friend home, then we went to the clubhouse for another meeting. I swear, these meetings will be the death of me.

So the next day I’ve gotten emails about how I’m such a flirt. Okay, folks … let me start by saying that I don’t even play the game. I wouldn’t know the first thing about it. Stories of my macking days of high school were never true. Fact is, I didn’t date anybody in high school.

In any case, today was pretty ‘laxed – ran a bunch of errands. Met up with D&G (Dalo and Gracey, not Dolce & Gabbana) for some sushi for dinner.

Calling it a night …

Posted: 06/25/2004 in None

Just added a couple more links. I’ve now got Willie‘s and Brighteyes‘ blogs, and Ghis‘ website listed.

Posted: 06/25/2004 in None

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! … *AHEM!* … whooo …